You Might Be a PK If...
7:31 PMYou may or may not have read one of my previous posts about "10 Things PKs Wish People Knew" (if you haven't, here's the link: http://msbrimarie.blogspot.com/2014/01/10-things-pks-wish-people-knew.html ). They say to write about what you know, and this is what I know. So, here's another post about PKs. Enjoy! :)
You Might Be a PK if...
- you know how to work the sound system AND the cool stage lighting
- you're used to leaving church about an hour after everyone else is already gone
- at some point you've wished the pews were a little bigger so you wouldn't be afraid of falling off while you sleep
- you've hidden a tambourine
- sometimes the only people at prayer meeting are your family
- it's not uncommon for someone to call about an emergency at 3am
- you've mastered the art of working the wonky air conditioning in the church van
- sometimes you can double as a personal secretary
- you've been in Bible Quizzing at least one year
- you have a master church key
- you know where the candy is kept
- you also know where the extra Bibles are kept
- you've worked in the toddler room
- you've had parents try to use you as positive peer pressure for their kids
- you are quite aware that bobby pins break vacuum cleaners
- people often ask if you'll be attending Bible college
- you don't have to volunteer for church work days because it's assumed you're going to participate
- you're always the first to meet new young people in the church (not because you necessarily wanted to, but because your parents introduced you)
- you've pulled the "I can because I'm the pastor's kid" card and probably got in trouble for it
- you've stayed past midnight on a Saturday night cleaning the church for Sunday
- you end up inviting the entire church to your birthday party
- YOU DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES TALK ABOUT POP CULTURE
- you know the password to the church computer
- when you were little, you wished you could go swimming in the baptismal tank
- you're used to receiving gifts with scriptures on them or Christian book store gift cards
- people often ask if you're going to become a preacher/marry a preacher when you grow up
- you didn't make it onto the church email list (I mean, you should know these things already... you live with the pastor, right?)
- in your opinion, the scariest people in the world are mind-readers and fortune tellers...umm...I mean, those with gift of knowledge and prophets.
- you've sat through meetings for ministries you have nothing to do with
- your biggest shopping trips of the year are before church conferences
- you know what the christian meaning of your name is
- most of this list applied to you :)
Please feel free to add onto this list or just leave me a comment and let me know what you thought of this post! Thanks for reading!
-Brielle

2 comments
Brielle, this is awesome! It's so true! Haha! I love it.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Spencer! :)
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