You Might Be a PK If...

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You may or may not have read one of my previous posts about "10 Things PKs Wish People Knew" (if you haven't, here's the link: http://msbrimarie.blogspot.com/2014/01/10-things-pks-wish-people-knew.html ).  They say to write about what you know, and this is what I know.  So, here's another post about PKs.  Enjoy! :)

You Might Be a PK if...


  • you know how to work the sound system AND the cool stage lighting
  • you're used to leaving church about an hour after everyone else is already gone
  • at some point you've wished the pews were a little bigger so you wouldn't be afraid of falling off while you sleep 
  • you've hidden a tambourine
  • sometimes the only people at prayer meeting are your family
  • it's not uncommon for someone to call about an emergency at 3am
  • you've mastered the art of working the wonky air conditioning in the church van
  • sometimes you can double as a personal secretary
  • you've been in Bible Quizzing at least one year
  • you have a master church key
  • you know where the candy is kept
  • you also know where the extra Bibles are kept
  • you've worked in the toddler room
  • you've had parents try to use you as positive peer pressure for their kids
  • you are quite aware that bobby pins break vacuum cleaners
  • people often ask if you'll be attending Bible college
  • you don't have to volunteer for church work days because it's assumed you're going to participate
  • you're always the first to meet new young people in the church (not because you necessarily wanted to, but because your parents introduced you)
  • you've pulled the "I can because I'm the pastor's kid" card and probably got in trouble for it
  • you've stayed past midnight on a Saturday night cleaning the church for Sunday
  • you end up inviting the entire church to your birthday party
  • YOU DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES TALK ABOUT POP CULTURE
  • you know the password to the church computer
  • when you were little, you wished you could go swimming in the baptismal tank
  • you're used to receiving gifts with scriptures on them or Christian book store gift cards
  • people often ask if you're going to become a preacher/marry a preacher when you grow up
  • you didn't make it onto the church email list  (I mean, you should know these things already... you live with the pastor, right?)
  • in your opinion, the scariest people in the world are mind-readers and fortune tellers...umm...I mean, those with gift of knowledge and prophets.
  • you've sat through meetings for ministries you have nothing to do with
  • your biggest shopping trips of the year are before church conferences
  • you know what the christian meaning of your name is
  • most of this list applied to you :)
Please feel free to add onto this list or just leave me a comment and let me know what you thought of this post!  Thanks for reading!
-Brielle


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